PICK UP LINES
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am
I going to have to stalk you?
There was no color in the world until I met you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks
I have a magnetic personality.
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up
and down) "No thank
you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really
your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
PICK-UP LINES...GONE WRONG...
- "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't
go there anymore."
- "Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit
- "So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two
people fit under a rock?"
- "I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
- "Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
- "Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."
- "Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
ANNOYING THINGS TO SAY
- Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
- The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man next
- The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
- Wanna buy a gerbil?
- (on an airplane)The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic
- he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
- I collect aluminum foil.
- We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship
next Tuesday -- wanna come?